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THE TORCHOPTICBURNER

FREE · NO ACCOUNT · NO SALES CALL

YOUR BRAND.ON FIRE.ON PURPOSE.

Send whatever you've got: the logo, the website, a photo of the truck. One thing is enough. If the LLC is two weeks old and you've got nothing, send that. You get a 60-second video back: where you stand, what's already working, and what it could look like.

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WHAT YOU SEND.

Whatever you've got. These are the usual ones, and any one of them is enough.

  1. THE LOGO

    Whatever's on the invoice right now. The one from 2011 counts. Not having one counts too.

  2. THE TRUCK

    A photo of the door. Magnets count. A blank panel counts.

  3. THE WEBSITE

    The URL. Or the Facebook page you use instead of one. Or nothing, if the new LLC is two weeks old.

  4. ANYTHING ELSE

    A business card, a flyer, the menu, the sign out front, your Instagram. If your name is on it, send it.

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THE BEFORE PICTURE.

One video, about sixty seconds, four parts in this order. It's the same every time so you know what you're getting.

  1. THE READ

    What a customer sees when they look you up: the truck, the Google listing, the website. And how that stacks up against the other shops in town.

  2. THE CREDIT

    What's already working. Usually more than you think.

  3. THE FIRE

    A mockup of what it could look like: the logo on the truck, the site on a phone, the listing on the map.

  4. THE PRICE

    If you want it built, the flat price from the sheet.

RULES OF THE FLAME

  • Honest about the work. Decent to the person.
  • Every video ends with what it could look like.
  • The video goes to you. It's only posted if you say so.
  • Back inside three business days.
  • No hard sell. Say no and that's the end of it.
  • No list. One video, one price, one reminder a week later. Then we stop.
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WANT IT BUILT?

The video is free. If you want it built, it's the price on the sheet.

IGNITION

$375

Logo + brand kit + one-page website with local SEO + Google Business Profile setup. Site and logo live in days; the listing goes in the same week and Google's verification runs on its own clock. First month of Afterburn included. You own the files forever.

Smaller job? Spark is $150. Bigger? Top Fuel is $975. SEE EVERY PRICE

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SEND IT IN.

Email it. Photos attach fine from your phone.

HELLO@OPTICBURNER.COM

The video is back inside three business days.

The email opens with those three lines already in it. Emails go to Sal. By sending, you're OK with us making the video; it's only posted if you say so, and plates and phone numbers are blurred if it is. Email us and it's deleted, along with what you sent.

WHAT WE DO WITH WHAT YOU SEND

PUT IN THE EMAIL

  1. 01THE BUSINESS NAME
  2. 02YOUR TRADE
  3. 03WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT